Killed For Less

Billy still can’t hold a flame to Vince Offer.

Killed For Less has recently discovered rare video showing us the exact moment when a young Jean-Claude Van Damme became a man.

Continuing our series on Robocop, this is way better than Kanye’s version.

The man at the door has a trick up his sleeve, he points a gun at Bob and says “bitches leave.”

WE BROUGHT HIM BACK FROM THE DEAD, NOW WILL YOU BUY THIS AFRICAN CHILD A FUCKIN’ LAPTOP ALREADY?

Robert vs. Russian Hind-D from Red Dawn (1984)

WOLVERINES!!!!!

The following Danish advertisement for a $900 washing machine (???) is NSFW. Unless you’re Launchpad and you’re watching Biggest Blackest Orgies Vol. 3 all day at work anyways.

Everyone is super gay for it right now, making ironic snowmen in cal anderson park. I’m sure they won’t be so stoked come Tuesday when Pike street looks like this:

*This is actually a street in Portland from last year, but my point stands.

BLACK DYNAMITE!!

“I will shake this poison shit out of your little smacked-up body if I have to!”

Mr. Chi City teaches you how to get more women by having your fridge properly stocked.

He can also teach you how to put 24s on your Chevy Caprice.