Killed For Less

Guys, when faced with the task of shopping for your wife/girlfriend/slave/flesh tube this year, skip the Pajamagram (no many how many times you’ve seen that fucking commercial on cable), and spoil her with the gift she REALLY wants: The Artificial Virginity Hymen by Gigimo.

No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount.

Treat both yourself and your ladyfriend this Christmas. I have it on good authority that Dru Luv has purchased one as a stocking stuffer for his sweetheart.

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