Killed For Less

Continuing our series on Robocop, this is way better than Kanye’s version.

The man at the door has a trick up his sleeve, he points a gun at Bob and says “bitches leave.”

10+ separate conversions about The Snuggie now deem a post. And yeah, I’ve heard rumors of KFL readers as owners. You know who you are.

WE BROUGHT HIM BACK FROM THE DEAD, NOW WILL YOU BUY THIS AFRICAN CHILD A FUCKIN’ LAPTOP ALREADY?

Thanks to everyone that made it out, just minutes before the Snowpocalypse hit. I think these two photos sum up the sophistication level pretty well.

And as much as I love slumber parties, waking up with The Shanty, Uncle Jamie mini’s, $80 in mimosa’s, and snow chaos… let’s not do it ever again. And if anyone wants to see the incredibly retarded video of me pushing Walker down a snow covered hill in this:

… just let me know.

Car. Still. Stuck. On a (now closed) street on Queen Anne hill.

Guys, when faced with the task of shopping for your wife/girlfriend/slave/flesh tube this year, skip the Pajamagram (no many how many times you’ve seen that fucking commercial on cable), and spoil her with the gift she REALLY wants: The Artificial Virginity Hymen by Gigimo.

No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount.

Treat both yourself and your ladyfriend this Christmas. I have it on good authority that Dru Luv has purchased one as a stocking stuffer for his sweetheart.

Robert vs. Russian Hind-D from Red Dawn (1984)

WOLVERINES!!!!!

They lied to you when they said trains go “choo-choo”. They actually go “eeeeeerrrrrrrrr, chhhssssshhhhhh, BANG” or something resembling the apocalypse.

Via the point and shoot on day one of Seattle snow shutdown.

As seen at work, Nick vs. Mabel.

The following Danish advertisement for a $900 washing machine (???) is NSFW. Unless you’re Launchpad and you’re watching Biggest Blackest Orgies Vol. 3 all day at work anyways.