Killed For Less

BLACK DYNAMITE!!

“I will shake this poison shit out of your little smacked-up body if I have to!”

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Really? No…I mean, REALLY? Built from fiberglass in his basement, this guy gets some major attention. I really love this interior shot. Check the R8 badge to remind you no one will ever know.

Take a look at the stock Mercury if you need to. But props to this guy for also building a Lamborgini from scratch. But as a little special bonus to the extremely dedicated KFL readers, we’ll show our custom project we had before Elliott sold the Scort.

Ha. Yeah no.

Full Mercury R8 story here. [Car Domain]

And not just because this gives me an excuse to re-use this amazing .gif of Seagal busting caps in kids…

Steven Seagal can now add “reality TV lead” to his resume, as A&E is in production on nonfiction skein “Steven Seagal: Lawman” in New Orleans.

According to the net, Seagal has been working on and off as a fully commissioned deputy with the Jefferson Parish County Sheriff’s Office for nearly two decades. One of his stints found him assisting with recovery efforts during the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina in 2005.

A&E reality suits Steven Seagal [Variety.com]

AWESOME.

Bonus fun fact: Did you know that Seagal once broke James Bond’s wrist?

Well, the extended mix of the classic Mr. S-p-r-i-g-g-s BBQ really did make my day….

BUT…..you seen this? It might come close to the trump card.

PICTURED: A bunch of shit drinks that are NOT Dr. Pepper, no matter how much they want to be.

Here is a link to sign yourself up for a free 20 oz. Dr. Pepper, courtesy of Axl Rose. You have four hours left. That is all.

The last time they’ll ever buy a game from Vinnie at the pawn shop in Brooklyn.

Mr. Chi City teaches you how to get more women by having your fridge properly stocked.

He can also teach you how to put 24s on your Chevy Caprice.

This gave me a good laugh. And I only had like 2 drinks in me.

Thanks Chelsea.

Oh I get it. We publish the Obama’s secret service code names to confuse any potential attackers. (?)

I will now go watch My Sweet 16 and ponder why other countries want to bomb us. Via Yahoo.

Geez, whats wrong with you. Sicko.