Archive for April, 2008

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Killed For Less has a Myspace

Oh, you didn’t know?! Well… neither did we.

Turns out that back in the day killedforless.com was owned by Killed For Less Booking out of Bumfuck, Nowhere Richmond, Virginia. From their Myspace page, which is still up:

Killed For Less Booking sets up shows mainly in East Indiana.
To contact us about setting up a show, to be considered for a available date, or to get more info go to… http://www.killedforless.com

Dumbasses, you should have known! The moment you forget to renew your domain your website will be immediately turned into a blog about drinking Joose Malt Liquor Beverage. Jack move.

Can’t we all just get along

The LAPD are racist even on the NES.

Remembering Rodney King [thearabparrot]

mario bros. theme with your wounded soldiers


Thanks Sheena…

Update: no, we didn’t get any damn rally fries

Dave Valle ruined my entire experience. Thanks a lot.

Not-really-dead dog unites all the gullible wealthy vegans in the world

As you may have heard on just about every social networking service and blog out there in the past couple of weeks, some joker named Guillermo Vargas took a dog off the street, tied him to the wall of a museum, and let him starve to death.

As you can imagine, the internets were overjoyed. No, wait, they weren’t! They were angry! The cool-guy blogs were up in arms, and millions signed an internet petition seeking to boycott the artist, or something.

Of course, it turns out that a small detail of this shocking story was falsely reported: The dog didn’t fucking starve to death. In fact, it was fed and given water, only “chained” in the gallery for a duration of three hours, and then let go back into the streets that very day. Zing!

Guillermo Habacuc Vargas intended the work to be a stunt to show how a starving dog suddenly becomes the centre of attention when it is in a gallery, but not when it is on the street. The work was intended to expose people for what they really are – “hyprocritical sheep”. He said that in order for the work to be valid, he and the gallery had to give the impression that the dog was genuinely starving to death and that it died.

Juanita Bermúdez, director of the Codex Gallery, stated that he would not have allowed the dog to be mistreated, that it ate and drank regularly, and that it was allowed to escape back to the streets from where it was taken at the end of the exhibit. “It is conceptual art and a work that leaves a social message”, he said. [care2.com]

Yeah… “hypocritical sheep” sounds pretty good to me. Let me get this straight, thousands of people across the world die of starvation every day but really, fuck that shit, what we need to get outraged about is a hoaxed story about a single dog being chained up and… not getting starved to death? People need to seriously re-think their priorities in life.

Tell you what, if you really want to do something about poor stray animals who are actually getting killed, go down to your local animal shelter and adopt a cat or dog, because an estimated 9.6 million animals are euthanized in the United States every year.

well, im sold.

Today’s sign of the Apocalypse:
V-TEC just kicked in yo

If you’re like me, you have been praying, every night, that 4 Fast 4 Furious would finally reunite lovers megastars Paul Walker and Vin Diesel. 

According to Universal’s description, “When a crime brings them back to L.A., fugitive ex-con Dom Toretto (Diesel) reignites his feud with agent Brian O’Conner (Walker). But as they are forced to confront a shared enemy, Dom and Brian must give in to an uncertain new trust if they hope to outmanuever him.” [cinematical]

Truth time: Really I just wanted to post the picture of the dude in the Barbie car.

Out-of-home, in-your-face.

Found off Dravus.

Mini’s check. Crappy seats, check. Fans telling me to not call people “bums”..check.


If I wasn’t double-fisting coffee and water from my ad nerd bender last night, I’d come up with something clever in response to the M’s being on the “Wack List”. Oh well. Just a little slower than normal I suppose. But my boy Ryan….He’ll turn things around. If not, I’m sure we’ll just trade him for some expensive washed up big-timer while Ryan breaks records left and right. Duh.

Today’s sign of the apocalypse:
Natalie finally finds true love

A while back on Publikhair, there was a heated argument, in which people were forced to finally come off the fence and pick a side in one of the most important issues facing American society today: Natalie or Scarlett?

I came across this picture today and it should finally settle the issue:

Clearly, Portman wins by a landslide. Because she has low standards.

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