I got to see Jeff Dye a few months ago, and he killed it. He told me he’s moving to LA or something, so I guess that means he’s going to become a huge popular asshole. But before that happens, he has a show at Giggles over on Roosevelt not this Friday but next. The only NOT FUNNY part of the night was all the bar had was Bud Lite bottles. Get straight dammit! Here’s a 2 minute “gym” bit that I was rollin at.
Glad to see (growing up with him) drawing ninja turtles to impress girls paid off for him (us). Giggles Comedy Club w/Jeff
Don’t Be a Menace to Beacon Hill When You’re Drinking Your Joose in the Hood
What more is there to say about the hood’s new favorite, Joose? Quickly becoming an epidemic in Seattle thanks to some well-known Jooseheads (see here and here), these black cans are getting hard to find in the town, in some cases being completely sold out. Launchpad, Nico and I found a secret stash of the orange variety last night. To compare, orange Joose is 9.9% alcohol by volume. Steel Reserve clocks in at 8.1% ABV. Recipe for disaster… or awesomeness?
(as Nicolae would say) I’ve been following these guys for a while. And no, there’s no heart felt quotable quotes for your myspace headline.
Think the opposite of “This Is Why I’m Hot” where every sound/drum/sample/bassline IS ACTUALLY carefully placed and composed. Don’t worry, this ain’t LineOut, I’m just saying the drums and sounds are dope. I don’t rep bands on here, so hopefully that’ll give you more reason to check em.
And we just got back searching the apartments where Nick’s car was found. I’ll post an update with that story as the camera crews were all over us while we went door to door (which seemed good and bad for getting him found). In case you’re not the 98% that are involved with this and know every small update… here’s the latest.
Maybe I’m just reading the news too much trying to keep up with Nicholas, but still. This is getting crazy it seems. And no, I don’t give a shit about the new Lindsay Lohan nude photos that seem to be on every other blog right now. But thanks.
Yes, America is officially lost as Knight Rider producers shit in a cone and call it a sundae. Kill me now.
Let’s do us all a favor, and keep McQueen drivin the Fords, Hoff drivin the Pontiacs, and Kurt Russell drivin a Chevy Nova.
What a bunch of assholes. Well, I would say do me favor and boycott this show, but it already looks shitty enough to be a bad version of Transformers (minus Shia LaBeouf’s, “No no no no!” ofcourse) so I suppose I’m not worried.
I could go and on about this following video. I mean, what’s the best part? Is it when dude gets his wedding proposal rejected in front of 18 thousand people and countless more on television? Is it when the television play-by-play guy says that “He’ll probably get over it… in 10 or 12 years”? Is it T-Mac laughing at the poor bastard afterwards? Is when the Houston Rockets mascot hands him a full beer as a consolation prize? YOU MAKE THE CALL!
 
