Killed For Less

As Call of Duty 4 is currently my full-time job, I completely understand where Will Arnett is coming from.

A friend sent me this picture that she took during her class today, accompanied by a single word: “FUCK!”

Disclaimer napkin [collegehumor.com]

So it turns out that the only way to make Garfield funny is if you remove him from his own comic strip. What you have left is an intense comic dealing with a lonely, possibly schizophrenic man.

Garfield Minus Garfield [via deliciousghost.com]

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The Joose Cozy keeps the delicious flavor cold. Note Dru Luv’s “Joose Face.”

 Girls love Joose too!

THE AFTERMATH

 Photos courtesy of Dru Luv

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Look out Nico, you’ve got some competition to the Joose King throne.

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!

 Philly Pheed phully kitted out, seen on the Blah Blog

A few days ago Ichiro had his yearly “State of Ichiro” address at spring training, and the man behind one of the greatest quotes in sports history (did you forget? “To tell the truth, I’m not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I’m excited going to Cleveland, I’d punch myself in the face, because I’m lying”) did not disappoint.

When asked about the questionable level of talent possessed by the guys playing beside him in the outfield, Ichiro had this to say:  “If the other corner outfielders have too much speed and too much ability and try to do too much, it’s hard for me.”    

You know, because they suck! You crack me up, Ichiro. It’s probably a good thing that Ichiro has refused to learn English, because if he was fluent, he’d probably storm into Bill Bavasi’s office and curse him out for five hours straight. He would then get traded for Garrett Anderson, thus completing this collection of worn-out stiffs like Ibanez, Wilkerson, Richie Sexson and Jose Vidro that we call the Mariners.

State of Ichiro Address [Mariners Blog]

Is that some Tanqueray in the back? Well played.

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Man, the Globetrotters are gangsta now days. I took my nephews to this show on Sunday, and I think I was laughing at the wrong times. I only managed to get my camera out for 2 out of 5 or 6 times I heard some Soulja Boy but…

here’s “Globie” (get it, cause they’re the “Globe-trotters”… get it?) bustin it out.

And here’s the team takin part.