Killed For Less

Mr. Chi City teaches you how to get more women by having your fridge properly stocked.

He can also teach you how to put 24s on your Chevy Caprice.

I know you watch World’s Most Daring, Amazing, Craziest, Dumbest Drivers In Police Chases weekends at 3AM slightly drunk on channel 49. It’s okay, it happens to the best of us.

This reminds me of the Garage on a Saturday.

Watch how stoked Death is when he picks up the woman-holding-child spare.

Mix-and-matching is fun.

Only one thing stands between this man and total victory… 70 fluorescent tubes and the poison mercury gas contained within that will give him a terminal disease in a couple years.

Watch this until the end. When you see it you will shit bricks.

You can thank us later.

Shoulda thought of this before goin for that that (impossible) Ken Griffey Jr. rookie card.

I know of a woman with whom you have had sexual intercourse. I too have had sexual intercourse with said woman and she complained to me of your less-than-exempleary performance in bed. She went on to explain to me, in graphic detail, the dimensions and particulars of your genitals, and I tell you what she said was not very generous, sir.

Via the always-amazing todayandtomorrow