My new fixie

Yeah the diamond jew’s ride is pretty nice, but I too have just completed my new fixed-gear bicycle. For aesthetics I made a american apparel leggings-wearing hipster chick from the cha cha pose with it:

[cycling weapon of mass destruction]

I’m a what, bitch?

Mario

realmario.jpgApplying Mario’s proportions to a real human face, predictably, makes him look like he’s on acid. Click to enlarge for added bizarreness.Super Real Mario World [pixeloo]

This is life

A friend sent me this picture that she took during her class today, accompanied by a single word: “FUCK!”

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Learn geometry the Killed For Less™ way!

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Today’s sign of the Apocalypse:
Threat Alert Jesus answers my prayers

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Newsflash: Fucking cold as fuck

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This awesome 360-degree photograph of a partially-frozen Green Lake was taken yesterday by Tabb Firchau.

Frozen Green Lake [aerialpan.com]

My new doormat

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