Killed For Less

Also on Monday, a tearful Mark Petric testified that his son came up behind him as he sat on the couch and said, “Would you guys close your eyes? I have a surprise for you.”
Petric, 45, said he “expected a pleasant surprise” and closed his eyes. Then his head went numb. As the blood poured from a bullet wound in his head, he realized his wife, Susan Petric, 43, was lying dead on a nearby loveseat, shot in the head, arms and chest.
Petric said his son shoved the gun into his hand saying, “Hey Dad, here’s your gun. Take it.”

The sickening yet somewhat uninteresting full story here. [Cleveland Metro]

*Photo not news accurate. Image applied based on KFL™ theories only.

Everyone knows the best cars are made from our old beer cans.

Oh I get it. We publish the Obama’s secret service code names to confuse any potential attackers. (?)

I will now go watch My Sweet 16 and ponder why other countries want to bomb us. Via Yahoo.

Full video here. [youtube]

Top Story [theonion.com]

Thanks Miller.

Seriously… like what the fuck is going on.

Seattle Woman Found Bleeding in Street

Queen Anne Homeowner Attacked, Bound

Two People Show Up At Gas Station With Gunshot Wounds

Four stabbed outside Capitol Hill bar

Body found in Lincoln Park in Spokane

Man who took teen hostage killed in shootout

And we just got back searching the apartments where Nick’s car was found. I’ll post an update with that story as the camera crews were all over us while we went door to door (which seemed good and bad for getting him found). In case you’re not the 98% that are involved with this and know every small update… here’s the latest.

Missing Man’s Car Spotted In Multiple Spots

If you know anyone in Federal Way, plase make sure they see the story. The car was found at Heritage Condos/Apts just by Winco Foods on 348th. We need him back, please help with anything.

Maybe I’m just reading the news too much trying to keep up with Nicholas, but still. This is getting crazy it seems. And no, I don’t give a shit about the new Lindsay Lohan nude photos that seem to be on every other blog right now. But thanks.

[photo courtesy T4K and Dru Luv]

Beloved friend and coworker. Our thoughts are with him and his family, we’ll see him soon.

I need that shit now, dammit! [SeattleTimes.com]