Killed For Less

Somebody googled this question and ended up at our blog.

My son, the short answer is “yes.”

Only five more years to go, Launchpad.

WELCOME TO THE NEXT LEVEL: DRAGON JOOSE

“Spiked with melatonin”. WTF? Really? Oh well, the name is money. Full story here. [the village voice]

Even Rock(band) stars get Joosed. Oh, and be sure to note the pinky finger for class, dual guitar/mic skills, and spot on shirt just below the collar where the “Joose got ya”.

Oh, you didn’t know?! Well… neither did we.

Turns out that back in the day killedforless.com was owned by Killed For Less Booking out of Bumfuck, Nowhere Richmond, Virginia. From their Myspace page, which is still up:

Killed For Less Booking sets up shows mainly in East Indiana.
To contact us about setting up a show, to be considered for a available date, or to get more info go to… http://www.killedforless.com

Dumbasses, you should have known! The moment you forget to renew your domain your website will be immediately turned into a blog about drinking Joose Malt Liquor Beverage. Jack move.

 

Photo courtesy of the Blah Blog.

That’s right, here at Killed For Less™ we are devoted to providing you 24/7 coverage of your favorite malt liquor until the cool guys stop drinking it or it finally gets put on Seattle’s Alcohol Impact Areas banned list.

High-Octane Hooch Returns to Alcohol Impact Areas [Seattle Weekly]

Publikhair: “…the orange cans are disappearing faster than chocolate cake at a fat camp no joke several stores on the hill only had the blue smurf blood flavor and the actual red blood flavor the orange cans are like the white buffalo’s of Cap Hill. So when I get a call late last night from the Philippines telling me that FUCKING PHEED is on the Joose web site as a fan favorite I knew at that moment that the Joose wave had crested and we’ll all never be the same again.”

Blah Blog and Pheed.net also report on Pheed getting on team for Joose.

Eric Grandy of The Stranger talks shit about Joose on Line Out Do you need any more proof that The Stranger has fallen off?

Google for “joose seattle” Killed for Less: result #3, Winners Circle: result #6

 

The Joose Cozy keeps the delicious flavor cold. Note Dru Luv’s “Joose Face.”

 

 

 Girls love Joose too!

 

THE AFTERMATH

 

 Photos courtesy of Dru Luv

ALSO: 

Look out Nico, you’ve got some competition to the Joose King throne.

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!

 

 Philly Pheed phully kitted out, seen on the Blah Blog