November 15th, 2008
Hit ‘em with a motherfuckin’ freeze pop
Mr. Chi City teaches you how to get more women by having your fridge properly stocked.
He can also teach you how to put 24s on your Chevy Caprice.
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Hydrogen vs. Boost freestyle battle: Translated edition
I know of a woman with whom you have had sexual intercourse. I too have had sexual intercourse with said woman and she complained to me of your less-than-exempleary performance in bed. She went on to explain to me, in graphic detail, the dimensions and particulars of your genitals, and I tell you what she said was not very generous, sir.
Via the always-amazing todayandtomorrow
September 8th, 2008
Every 45 seconds a black man enters an elevator…
August 3rd, 2008
Get on my level
April 27th, 2008
The Stone Dancer
Killed for Less ran into Fremont local legend Fawzi Benhariz (A.K.A Benny, A.K.A The Rock Balancer, A.K.A The Stone Dancer) yesterday and this is what we saw.
Benny explained, in great detail, to me how that best place to find the center is at the edge and some other shit that I didn’t understand. Dude is definitely next-level and has Fremont on total lockdown (read this article in The Stranger from a couple years back to find out how he basically runs that neighborhood).
He also has a website.
March 22nd, 2008
Moving Violation
March 4th, 2008
Should we just rename this the fucking Joose blog?
Photo courtesy of the Blah Blog.
That’s right, here at Killed For Less™ we are devoted to providing you 24/7 coverage of your favorite malt liquor until the cool guys stop drinking it or it finally gets put on Seattle’s Alcohol Impact Areas banned list.
High-Octane Hooch Returns to Alcohol Impact Areas [Seattle Weekly]
Publikhair: “…the orange cans are disappearing faster than chocolate cake at a fat camp no joke several stores on the hill only had the blue smurf blood flavor and the actual red blood flavor the orange cans are like the white buffalo’s of Cap Hill. So when I get a call late last night from the Philippines telling me that FUCKING PHEED is on the Joose web site as a fan favorite I knew at that moment that the Joose wave had crested and we’ll all never be the same again.”
Blah Blog and Pheed.net also report on Pheed getting on team for Joose.
Eric Grandy of The Stranger talks shit about Joose on Line Out Do you need any more proof that The Stranger has fallen off?
Google for “joose seattle” Killed for Less: result #3, Winners Circle: result #6