was a blur. Between driving basically the length of Washington State just to fulfill the Mother’s Day duties and getting destroyed at the M’s game on Friday, I think I could use one more weekend. Anyways, got some sweet shots up from the party on Saturday (email me if you don’t have the link). Here’s the trump card…
Photo courtesy of the Blah Blog.
That’s right, here at Killed For Less™ we are devoted to providing you 24/7 coverage of your favorite malt liquor until the cool guys stop drinking it or it finally gets put on Seattle’s Alcohol Impact Areas banned list.
High-Octane Hooch Returns to Alcohol Impact Areas [Seattle Weekly]
Publikhair: “…the orange cans are disappearing faster than chocolate cake at a fat camp no joke several stores on the hill only had the blue smurf blood flavor and the actual red blood flavor the orange cans are like the white buffalo’s of Cap Hill. So when I get a call late last night from the Philippines telling me that FUCKING PHEED is on the Joose web site as a fan favorite I knew at that moment that the Joose wave had crested and we’ll all never be the same again.”
Blah Blog and Pheed.net also report on Pheed getting on team for Joose.
Eric Grandy of The Stranger talks shit about Joose on Line Out Do you need any more proof that The Stranger has fallen off?
Google for “joose seattle” Killed for Less: result #3, Winners Circle: result #6
What more is there to say about the hood’s new favorite, Joose? Quickly becoming an epidemic in Seattle thanks to some well-known Jooseheads (see here and here), these black cans are getting hard to find in the town, in some cases being completely sold out. Launchpad, Nico and I found a secret stash of the orange variety last night. To compare, orange Joose is 9.9% alcohol by volume. Steel Reserve clocks in at 8.1% ABV. Recipe for disaster… or awesomeness?
Nico of Winners Circle AKA Joose King of Seattle.
“I need to drink one can just to get right.”
THE AFTERMATH:
