Killed For Less

OH HAY GUYZ

 

Pictured above is the Large Hadron Collider. It is the largest particle accelerator on the planet Earth, and it is about to go online. When activated, the LHC will either:

 

• Produce a Higgs Boson (AKA the “God Particle”) and explain fucking everything

• Send Marty BACK TO THE FUTURE

• Create a Strangelet, also known as Anti-Matter to you plebes, causing a chain-reaction when it latches on to normal matter and reducing the Earth to a cloud of hot gas

• Clean Launchpad’s room

• Cause a miniature black hole to open that eventually swallows the universe

• Take Mario to the hidden warp zone

See you in October!

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