Wack list
Brand Jordan - I saw these on Hella Secret. I guess fucked-up shoe mashups (something you probably should have seen coming after the Spiz’ikes dropped) is the “exciting new direction” they’re going in.
The Stranger - Ostensibly local institution (despite only being around since ‘91) newspaper which has become insufferably political in the past seven years. I get it, Bush is dumb and the Iraq war is lame. We all know.
The Cobrasnake - If you’re going to fall off, do it like a fucking atomic bomb and start shilling $109 dollar Cory Kennedy t-shirts and Africa tees with your face on them like this guy is doing.
The Seattle Mariners - “Manager John McLaren told me before the game he was looking for some momentum heading into this weekend’s series with the Angels.” What he got was Richie Sexson taking a called third strike to end today’s game, a 7-0 blowout to the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. See you next year!
Call of Loaders Duty 4 - Fucking camping lagging spray ‘n pray assholes.
Sands Showgirls - The only strip joint around that will make you not want a dance.
Threadless - Please, no more fucking visual puns. Threadless shirts are like the new slogan tees.
Slogan t-shirts - Speaking of that, they’re still going hard. These are the guys that come out with “McLovin” shirts and shit before the movie even drops.
The Seattle Supersonics - Quite possibly their final game in Seattle is this Sunday against the Mavericks. A story ran in the times today about how “E-mails obtained by lawyers for the city of Seattle show Sonics owners were talking enthusiastically last April about moving the franchise to Oklahoma City — despite telling the public and the NBA they were still interested in keeping the team here.” Surprising absolutely no one. I hope they name your new team the Oklahoma City Thieves.
Comments
LOL at the Cobrasnake Jumpoff… I believe i’m lurkin around on a photo or two from their 4 year anniversary.
OH & don’t get me started on COD4, those motherfuckers playing that game will pay.
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