Should we just rename this the fucking Joose blog?
Photo courtesy of the Blah Blog.
That’s right, here at Killed For Less™ we are devoted to providing you 24/7 coverage of your favorite malt liquor until the cool guys stop drinking it or it finally gets put on Seattle’s Alcohol Impact Areas banned list.
High-Octane Hooch Returns to Alcohol Impact Areas [Seattle Weekly]
Publikhair: “…the orange cans are disappearing faster than chocolate cake at a fat camp no joke several stores on the hill only had the blue smurf blood flavor and the actual red blood flavor the orange cans are like the white buffalo’s of Cap Hill. So when I get a call late last night from the Philippines telling me that FUCKING PHEED is on the Joose web site as a fan favorite I knew at that moment that the Joose wave had crested and we’ll all never be the same again.”
Blah Blog and Pheed.net also report on Pheed getting on team for Joose.
Eric Grandy of The Stranger talks shit about Joose on Line Out Do you need any more proof that The Stranger has fallen off?
Google for “joose seattle” Killed for Less: result #3, Winners Circle: result #6
Comments
Funny thing is that before I even read your heading I already said, “Fucking Joose” outloud!
“Seriously, guys. Have a Sparks.” - from the Line Out shit talkin
Oh man, so enjoyable. Does he even drink?
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